- I’m on OkCupid right now because you aren’t online.
- I know I have a quiz tomorrow, but I can’t be bothered to read a depressing book on the Civil War. I’m sorry.
- I don’t like that I’m a little embarrassed by my feelings.
- Guy on OKCupid: just because you’re Filipino, doesn’t mean I’m going to message you back.
- I haven’t been hitting NEXT on my ipod lately whenever Year 3000 by the Jonas Brothers come on. Instead, I sing along.
- I kind of hate the fact that I’m screening / censoring my tweets. What the hell?
- I’m a little impatient right now.
(Don’t tell me you read this.)