Taking the subway with you is always an adventure. But did you really have to stand in front of me and thrust your hips? I know you love the attention… But the proximity of your crotch to my face is very distracting when I am in the middle of a conversation. Did you notice that I was about to erupt into a fit of giggles? Did you notice I kept losing my train of thought? It’s your fault.
I know you look hot. You know you look hot. No need to strategically pose on the subway. I can admire you just as much when you are sitting down.
Until next time.