Dear Hipster in Media Studies

Taking the subway with you is always an adventure. But did you really have to stand in front of me and thrust your hips? I know you love the attention… But the proximity of your crotch to my face is very distracting when I am in the middle of a conversation. Did you notice that I was about to erupt into a fit of giggles? Did you notice I kept losing my train of thought? It’s your fault.

I know you look hot. You know you look hot. No need to strategically pose on the subway. I can admire you just as much when you are sitting down.

Until next time.

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