Dear How to Succeed in Business

As much as I want to see your show, please stop posting about the red carpet event at your opening night. It brings up bad memories of that awful day when Moz and I almost went to see Dan. It’s very disappointing to wait on line at TKTS for an hour then leave without tickets.

Break a leg, Dan Rad, and all those other people who are in the show with you. Based on the absurd sales in tickets, I doubt you really need the luck.

Save me a seat in the future. Preferably in the orchestra.

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